16 GAY PEOPLE's Chronicle NOVEMBER 7, 1997

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

I DON'T KNOW... IT'S NOT

УНБ FIRST

THE GREATEST NEIGHBORHOOD.

PROSPECTIVE

BUYERS

HAVE

JUST

BUT THE PRICE IS RIGHT. AND ONCE WE FIXED THE PLACE UP, IT'D REALLY IMPROVE THE WHOLE BLOCK.

THANKS, HON. WE'LL TRY AND GIVE YOU MORE NOTKE NEXT TIME.

You DO THAT.

I BET THE WIFE HYPHENATES THEIR LAST NAMES AND THE HUSBAND JUST USES HIS OWN.

NICE TOUCH, LOIS, THE DILDOS ALL TUCKED UNDER YOUR COVERS LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO SLEEP. I'D SWEAR BRAD AND JANET BLANCHED, IF THEY WEREN'T SO COLORLESS TO BEGIN WITH.

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! STRANGERS TRAIPSING THROUGH THE HOUSE, NOT KNOWING WHERE WE'LL BE IN TWO MONTHS... WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

MAYBE ANOTHER LAND. LORD'LL BUY THE PLACE AND WE WON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING

MORE LIKELY,

MS. MINIVAN-HYPHEN WILL BE MOVING IN WITH HER LAURA ASHLEY TOILET PAPER.

FINISHED

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©1997 BY ALISON BECHDEL

EVEN IF ANOTHER LANDLORD BUYS THE PLACE, HE COULD BE A CREEP, OR JACK UP THE RENT, OR SUBDIVIDE. LET'S FACE IT. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

274

TOURING

OUR HAPLESS HOUSEMATES' HOME.

MOVE ON TOGETHER?

OR MOVE ON APART?

LOOK, LIVING COOPERATIVELY IS A GREAT THEORY, BUT THE ACTUALITY'S REALLY WEARING ON ME. I NEED TO COME HOME TO A CALM ENVIRONMENT. NO

BARKING, OR TV,

OR SCREAMING

FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S BEDROOMS.

YEAH, WELL IT WOULD CERTAINLY BE A RELIEF TO CONDUCT MY PERSONAL LIFE FREE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S, SCRUTINY.

MMM. AND

WHAT I'D GIVE TO FIND THE GARLIC PRESS OR THE REMOTE EXACTLY WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

LIVING

GROWTH. FUL.

UNGRAMMATICAL BUT NO DOUBT TRUE.

YEAH. I'M FEELING EXCITED

PACHELBEL

SHELVED IN LIBRARY OF

RETRO LOUNGE

ALONE

BY THE SEA"

CONGRESS ORDER

COMPILATION

CAN BE

VERY

NEGATIVE IONS

BURLED WALNUT REMOTE RACK

THINKS A LEFTIST IS A SOUTHPAW

BAB

FISTER

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

Fishing for

Answers...

The

Guys Consider

Our Hero's

CurrenT

State of

Marital disarray

Youring

..so,

NO SOONer HAVE THеSe "PROMISEKEEPERS" MADE THEIR SOLEMN VOWS TO BE BETTER HUSBANDS & DADS, THEN THEYTE OFF ON A GUYS-ONLY-WEEKEND-TOAD-TriP To DC.. I GUESS GOD WILL MOW THE LAWN AND TAKE THе KIDS TO THE MALL.

oh...

I TOLD DOUG

I WANT US

To Live To-

geтHer..

PEACE.

FR

ORGANIZATION.

FREEDOM.

ALREADY.

WHAT?

I'M NOT MOVING IN WITH YOU..I MEAN,

NO OFFENse, BUT...

by Eric Orner

THAT'S ME

AND DOUG, NOT ME AND YOU, PROFESSOR HAWKING, Sheesh...

SEEING WHOLE LIFE FLASH BE-

FORE HIS EYES.

OH! WHYDANCH'A

SAY SO! CONGRATS..

SO?.. HOW'D HE REACT? DID HE GET ALL WiGGED OUT?

0505

Y'KNOW IF YOU DO THAT LONG eNOUGH, Your FACe'll FReeZE THAT WAY AND WE'LL HAVE TO SEN& YOU OFF TO A SANATATIUM... I'VE GOT PRACTICE, LATER...

Hi EETH..

000

Hey MOON.

wwwwwww

"ALL WIGGED OUT"

(A DEMONSTRATION)

DON'T BE LATE!

WE'RE HAVING Risotto, IT RUINS IF, YOU'RE LATE!

bye

You're Like THIS SOCCER MOM NOW, AREN'T YOU?

forget it..

He WENT ON A 2 Week FISHING TRIP WITH HIS DAD...

bigtime

LIKE THIS WHAT?

So? WHAT HAPPENE& AFTER YOU TOLD him YOU WANT TO LIVE TOGETHER?

WOW... You reALLY FREAKED HIM OUT.

000

&'M NOT

SURE WHAT WOULD GET ME IN A TENT WITH MY DAD FOR TWO WEEKS.. SOME CRAZe& RUSSIAN MOBSTER WITH A STOLEN NUKE THREATENING To BLOW UP SAN FRANCISCO, MAYBE...or PTOWN... even South BEACH

(SIGH)WHAT AMI GONNA

Do? ABOUT THE MOBSTer?

Αβουτ DOUG..

Meanwhile..

(SIGH)

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

ABOUT

ETHAN...

ABOUT THAT WALLEye?

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