16 GAY PEOPLE's Chronicle NOVEMBER 7, 1997
Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel
I DON'T KNOW... IT'S NOT
УНБ FIRST
THE GREATEST NEIGHBORHOOD.
PROSPECTIVE
BUYERS
HAVE
JUST
BUT THE PRICE IS RIGHT. AND ONCE WE FIXED THE PLACE UP, IT'D REALLY IMPROVE THE WHOLE BLOCK.
THANKS, HON. WE'LL TRY AND GIVE YOU MORE NOTKE NEXT TIME.
You DO THAT.
I BET THE WIFE HYPHENATES THEIR LAST NAMES AND THE HUSBAND JUST USES HIS OWN.
NICE TOUCH, LOIS, THE DILDOS ALL TUCKED UNDER YOUR COVERS LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO SLEEP. I'D SWEAR BRAD AND JANET BLANCHED, IF THEY WEREN'T SO COLORLESS TO BEGIN WITH.
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! STRANGERS TRAIPSING THROUGH THE HOUSE, NOT KNOWING WHERE WE'LL BE IN TWO MONTHS... WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
MAYBE ANOTHER LAND. LORD'LL BUY THE PLACE AND WE WON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING
MORE LIKELY,
MS. MINIVAN-HYPHEN WILL BE MOVING IN WITH HER LAURA ASHLEY TOILET PAPER.
FINISHED
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©1997 BY ALISON BECHDEL
EVEN IF ANOTHER LANDLORD BUYS THE PLACE, HE COULD BE A CREEP, OR JACK UP THE RENT, OR SUBDIVIDE. LET'S FACE IT. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.
274
TOURING
OUR HAPLESS HOUSEMATES' HOME.
MOVE ON TOGETHER?
OR MOVE ON APART?
LOOK, LIVING COOPERATIVELY IS A GREAT THEORY, BUT THE ACTUALITY'S REALLY WEARING ON ME. I NEED TO COME HOME TO A CALM ENVIRONMENT. NO
BARKING, OR TV,
OR SCREAMING
FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S BEDROOMS.
YEAH, WELL IT WOULD CERTAINLY BE A RELIEF TO CONDUCT MY PERSONAL LIFE FREE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S, SCRUTINY.
MMM. AND
WHAT I'D GIVE TO FIND THE GARLIC PRESS OR THE REMOTE EXACTLY WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
LIVING
GROWTH. FUL.
UNGRAMMATICAL BUT NO DOUBT TRUE.
YEAH. I'M FEELING EXCITED
PACHELBEL
SHELVED IN LIBRARY OF
RETRO LOUNGE
ALONE
BY THE SEA"
CONGRESS ORDER
COMPILATION
CAN BE
VERY
NEGATIVE IONS
BURLED WALNUT REMOTE RACK
THINKS A LEFTIST IS A SOUTHPAW
BAB
FISTER
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Fishing for
Answers...
The
Guys Consider
Our Hero's
CurrenT
State of
Marital disarray
Youring
..so,
NO SOONer HAVE THеSe "PROMISEKEEPERS" MADE THEIR SOLEMN VOWS TO BE BETTER HUSBANDS & DADS, THEN THEYTE OFF ON A GUYS-ONLY-WEEKEND-TOAD-TriP To DC.. I GUESS GOD WILL MOW THE LAWN AND TAKE THе KIDS TO THE MALL.
oh...
I TOLD DOUG
I WANT US
To Live To-
geтHer..
PEACE.
FR
ORGANIZATION.
FREEDOM.
ALREADY.
WHAT?
I'M NOT MOVING IN WITH YOU..I MEAN,
NO OFFENse, BUT...
by Eric Orner
THAT'S ME
AND DOUG, NOT ME AND YOU, PROFESSOR HAWKING, Sheesh...
SEEING WHOLE LIFE FLASH BE-
FORE HIS EYES.
OH! WHYDANCH'A
SAY SO! CONGRATS..
SO?.. HOW'D HE REACT? DID HE GET ALL WiGGED OUT?
0505
Y'KNOW IF YOU DO THAT LONG eNOUGH, Your FACe'll FReeZE THAT WAY AND WE'LL HAVE TO SEN& YOU OFF TO A SANATATIUM... I'VE GOT PRACTICE, LATER...
Hi EETH..
000
Hey MOON.
wwwwwww
"ALL WIGGED OUT"
(A DEMONSTRATION)
DON'T BE LATE!
WE'RE HAVING Risotto, IT RUINS IF, YOU'RE LATE!
bye
You're Like THIS SOCCER MOM NOW, AREN'T YOU?
forget it..
He WENT ON A 2 Week FISHING TRIP WITH HIS DAD...
bigtime
LIKE THIS WHAT?
So? WHAT HAPPENE& AFTER YOU TOLD him YOU WANT TO LIVE TOGETHER?
WOW... You reALLY FREAKED HIM OUT.
000
&'M NOT
SURE WHAT WOULD GET ME IN A TENT WITH MY DAD FOR TWO WEEKS.. SOME CRAZe& RUSSIAN MOBSTER WITH A STOLEN NUKE THREATENING To BLOW UP SAN FRANCISCO, MAYBE...or PTOWN... even South BEACH
(SIGH)WHAT AMI GONNA
Do? ABOUT THE MOBSTer?
Αβουτ DOUG..
Meanwhile..
(SIGH)
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
ABOUT
ETHAN...
ABOUT THAT WALLEye?
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